Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Rebel Hearts Across The Land!

La Reine surprised us all by trumpeting her tour dates (via sockbitch!), when the expected announcement was supposed to coincide with the March 10th full release of Rebel Heart.

The pre-sale starts today (Tuesday March 3)!  Between a doctor's appointment and a full day of work, I'm not really sure how or when I'm going to tap into the goodness!

Think good thoughts, Lispers!

Here are the current announced dates (I'm sure there will be more shows added, just like last year!)

Ask, Believe, Receive!!

The proposed stage set-up!  A cross runway with a heart!

Saturday, February 28, 2015

True Bruise ~or~ Love's Gonna Lift Her Up!

Okay, monsters...every Bitch Diva slips up.  Gaga must've done it about 10 times in her short career.  Bey fell down a flight of stairs, not to mention gettin' her weave tangled in that damn wind machine.  P!nk fell from the rafters.  Britney, Christina and I'm sure Mariah, have all suffered a misstep.

But y'all are acting like it's the First.  Time.  Ever. 

...and so what if it was...the Queen Bitch got up off her damn ass, and fucking CARRIED ON, even though she had the wind knocked out of her.  "There was a backing tape"...Boo-fucking-hoo!  It was SO low, you almost couldn't hear it...she's still fucking SINGING over it!  By the end, she was fully redeemed and SMILING! 

Love's Gonna Lift Her Up!

I Should Be Laughing added a spin on The Queen's Fall that I found myself having a giggle over.  I mean, I'm officially pissed, but still...LOL!

Madonna took a tumble the other night at the Brit Awards after a dancer tried to remove a cape she was wearing. She recovered — and the track  kept playing — and carried on like a trouper, though I wondered if she should re-title some of her songs …

Like A Prayer [That I Don’t Break a Hip]
MedicAlert™ Girl
Take A Fall
True Bruise
La Isla Boniva™
Don’t Cry For Me Argentina 

Okay, that one stays the same.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015


Even though I posted an evacuation route, and I'm currently saving posts that will be reproduced at said evacuation site, I'm inspired by this...do we just lay down because someone said, "lay down?" 

We still have a month to fight....

~posted by The Slab~

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—

Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—

and there was no one left to speak for me.

~ Martin Niemöller (1892–1984)

Blog Evacuation Route

By now, you've surely read that your favourite Blogger blogs are being forced to change platforms because the powers that be have decided that sexually explicit content (that isn't artistic or educational) will be forced to go private.

The Lisp has planned for this day for long time.

Bookmark before it's too late (March 23rd).


Friday, February 13, 2015

Peace Out

(May 28, 1959 – February 12, 2015)
"I chose to become famous and I work very hard at promoting myself. 
For me, going out at night is work ”

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Bruta Jenner? Not 'Till He Tells Me So

Can I just take a tiny minute to remind...Bruce Jenner is an American Hero. In 1976, Bruce Jenner ruled the Olympics.

I don't care what's up with him...despite tabloid bullshit, until Bruce tells me that "he" is "she," I'm going to respect his space.  I believe in the "coming out" process, regardless what you're coming out as...

Do i think that he's going to announce his transition?  yes, i do, but that's just me.

I'm not concerned with what it means, how it's perceived or any such nonsense.  Bruce has been the butt of many a joke (many thanks to the Kardashian Krew), and if it turns out he's just "addicted" to plastic surgery, then the E! Network should just book him on Botched!

Jenner has my 100% support before and after his Diane Sawyer interview.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

American Horror Story ~or~ What's Your Name?

Let me begin this post with a confession:

Scary movies freak me the fuck out.  I don't watch them.  I hate being scared.  Everything about the horror genre makes me mental with fear.  That said...

I've been gagging to see AHS ever since I heard Angela Basset and Kathy Bates joined the cast for the third season, American Horror Story: Coven. All the trailers on TV had me covering my eyes for three years, but I still needed to see it!  Plus, Jessica Lange:  Hello!?

Fortunately for me, my local cable company has a 3 month long preview to Shomi, and I've been able to watch AHS...backwards.

Watched Coven (which I loved---more on that later!!) and then Asylum (which was pretty great, too, even without Angela or Kathy).  Then I got about 10 minutes into Murder House aka season 1 and abandoned it.  I can deal with a freaky asylum and witches, but a haunted house?  No, thank you.

That said, one of the BEST moments of AHS (that I've seen so far) was from Season 2....as a Gold Star Gay, you'll see why:

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Ellen Addresses "The Agenda"

In the 328 seasons that Ellen has been on, there are a few things you can count on...
  • she will dance at the beginning of every show
  • sometimes there's hilarity, sometimes (lately) not
  • she tries to keep it light
  • while she talks about her life with Portia deRossi, she only occasionally touches on "the gay thing."
She recently addressed criticism about her "lesbian agenda" by "Pastor" Larry Tomczak, and whether you love her, hate her, are bored of her, or never heard of her...well, this is just awesome.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

I Otter Be Loved By You

 Jeremy B., shot by  Ronald Liem


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