Things I Know...

I'm calling it right now, Bryan Thomas is my AUX.
(Alternate Universe X-boyfriend)

Going to an afternoon movie alone is a different kind of fun.

Looking back, he jumped the shark right after this.
(except for So I Married An Axe Murderer)

Getting a "special" email with "exclusive" pics from Gregory Capra doesn't make you his friend. The email isn't special and those pics aren't exclusive to anyone.

Sometimes, no matter how inappropriate, it just works.

Ethan Hawke looks rough. Like 100 miles of unpaved highway rough.
Just goes to show I was right all along:
Ethan Hawke=Nasty.
(click to enlargerize and you'll see exactly what I mean)