Trustworthy sources have just confirmed...Rachel Griffiths is indeed P.G.
So, my recommended sentence of having her dress steamed while still wearing it is completely unnecessary.
Still, there's no need for that clump of wrinkles. My clever powers of deduction have concluded that that part of her dress was probably scrunched up near her babygate while she was sitting in the limo. Blurg.
Anyway, this will be her third kid. One of them is named Rose, or Flower or Petal or something but the other is named Banjo. Banjo. Say it out loud. Ban-jo.
Here comes Ukulele.