I don't get it.
I don't understand all the Twilight Hype. I get the whole sexy vampire thing. I read the Anne Rice books.
But here's the thing...Robert Pattinson looks emaciated and nasty. He is not sexy! He's not even dirtysexy. He's not even an uglygoodlooking (UGL)! When he cut his hair and everyone was in a huge kerfuffle about it, I was all, "Who gives a flying fuck?" Actually, if anyone can do a flying fuck, can you forward a pic so I know what it is, k thnx.
How, and this is a big one, how can he possibly be out in daylight?
Can anyone explain it to me, or will I have to read the books? And when I say 'explain it to me,' I mean explain it to me in 5 sentences or less.