AI8 ~ Recap

Somebody shoot me. Please.

What a brutal night. With the "Songs from the year you were born" theme, I knew that these people were going to be singing songs that I was singing and dancing to before these babies could speak proper sentences.

Regardless, it proved to be an uneventful night all around, except for three very important points:

1. I never liked "Part Time Lover" and like it only a smidgen more after Matt sang it tonight.
2. Kris is in major trub-trub for performing the underwhelming "All She Wants To Do Is Dance", most underwhelmingly.
3. Adam did an amazing version of one of my favourite songs ever, "Mad World." Shockingly, Simon gave Adam (which I believe is a first for the crust muffin) a standing ovation.

Lil is awfully close to going home. Her "impersonation" of Tina Turner was reminiscent of a drag performance, right down to what I call the Turner Two Step dance move.

Still, I maintain that Scott has to go. And to ensure that the universe understands who I'm talking about, I've put a giant red dot on his chest, as well as blotted out his hands and mouth, lest he dare sing again.