Celebrity Ish

I've collected some stuff over the last few days to do posts, but I thought it might be easier to just lump them all together and blow the bitch bugle all at once.

Shall we start?

I know, you can't tell who it is, can you? The only way you know who this couple is is if you've seen the gossip blogs. This is Cindy Crawford frolicking in a hot tub with *GASP!!* her husband. What's the big scandal? Who even cares? It's not like someone got a pic of Bea Arthur peeing standing up.

Speaking of human waste, I just can't tolerate this monster anymore. She's heinous in every way and I fear for every little girl who loves Hannah/Miley, and what they may grow up to be. I caught her on Leno. Caught is the right word here. Like "caught a cold" or "caught gonorrhea." I cannot stand her and until she gets busted in a big coke arrest or ends up drunk in a gutter, she is dead to me.

Speaking of booze, I thought this pic of Chingy (it is Chingy, isn't it?) was interesting only in that it appears he's wearing the Paula Abdul Star Collection from QVC. Manly.

Speaking of manly, when did Eminem turn into a miserable lesbian? I was kind of looking forward to seeing what he'd look like with dark hair, but I didn't know he was going to match it with a bad bronzer and a fucked up nose job. Looks okay from the neck down, though.

Speaking of looking good...holy wazaah!! Mel B got herself a rockin' bod!!! I know it looks like she's nekkid, but if you enlargerize the pic you'll see that she's isn't. I've always liked Mel and her trashy, muddled accent. I'm not saying I would "go there" but I am saying that I can't not look. HAWT!