Ryan Seacrust announced on his radio show that Brit is pregnant with her third neglected child. I'm not sure how he would know that, since Britney's special needs providers all have denied she's knocked up. Again.
Apparently, her scrambled eggs got seasoned while touring in Canada. She's been seen canoodling with one of her (married) dancers. She also hooked up with some dude at Tribe in Montréal. Oh, and there was that stranger at the Hazelton Hotel in Toronto.
Great. A self-centered, red-neck, mentally-imbalanced, vanity-obsessed child. And who knows HOW the kid will turn out!
And they won't let us marry or adopt?
ReplyDeleteSumpin ain't right.
No one could have said this post any better. I particularly love the last two lines. It should be copyrighted.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that heaving sound you just heard was me trying not to barf.
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