"Today, it's my birthday.I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancee, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancee for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML"
"Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML"
Happy birthday :-)
ReplyDeletehappy birthday,kevin!!!
ReplyDeletePriceless.
ReplyDeleteReally your bday?
PS what is an FML?
i want your profile interests and to get in your pants. like the hat!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, but it's not my birthday.
ReplyDeleteFML is "Fuck My Life" and it's a website where people send in their reasons why their life is fucked.
so, thanks anyway.
larry: *blush*
*blush*
ReplyDeleteThose are good ones. I like the first one best.
ReplyDeleteSo when IS your birthday?
ReplyDeleteI'll gift wrap Larry for you.
Well that'll teach you, poor cat.... it could have been worse!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete...and again...not my cat.
ReplyDeleteLOL - love the cat story!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!! Sorry a bit belated! I wasnt online this weekend...Hope it was good and you have a great year you sexy mo fo! :-)
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