Monday, May 25, 2009

I Forgot To Post My Favourite FML's. FML

"Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiance by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML"

"Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML"

"Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off.FML"

4 comments:

you better make this good.

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