In Spite Of The Annoying Tap Dancing...

...this was kind of clever.

I think it's beyond obvious to say that we all got a "reading" a looooooooong time ago, but it doesn't really matter anymore.

WE'VE always known the truth, and next week...so will the rest of the Bible-thumping-promise-ring-wearing-guyliner-doesn't-mean-anything-believing-teeny-bopper-bitches of America.