Saturday, May 30, 2009

Things I Know For Sure: Lesson 554


A puppy can boost your hotness factor exponentially, even if you're one of those overly manscaped douchebags. A puppy can also up your gay meter, too.


Gaga is at about minute nine, but her "Paparazzi" video might give her one or two extra minutes. It's fucking fierce.


Remember what I said about steroids...?
(I swear, I did not manipulate this photo in ANY way. Just cut/paste.)


Even if you're nicely pedicured, if your toes look like they're made for climbing trees-- I call those "foot fingers"btw-- keep 'em covered up, thankyouverymuch.

Antichrist Fame Whores

3 comments:

you better make this good.

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