Monday, May 4, 2009

Things I Know For Sure, Lesson 859

Sometimes, they write themselves.

Prince looks like a Puerto Rican lesbian.

There are a lot of gay guys out there who think motorcycles are sexy and some have some serious fetishes. If you are cruising for a biker, you don't have to make it so obvious. He'll find you.

And finally...

I found this young man floating around the Interwebs. He's trying to be sexy.

He's failing miserably. I'll break this down.

* silver silk shirt + baby oil chest = passé and tacké
* bleached hair + dark eyebrows = 1999
* eyes not looking at the camera + bad lighting - lifelessness = picture of a cadaver

That should do for now.

2 comments:

  1. hey...be fair. one of his eyes is looking at the camera

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  2. Your standards must be a lot higher than mine because I thought that guy was sexy.

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you better make this good.

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