Sometimes, they write themselves.
Prince looks like a Puerto Rican lesbian.
There are a lot of gay guys out there who think motorcycles are sexy and some have some serious fetishes. If you are cruising for a biker, you don't have to make it so obvious. He'll find you.
And finally...
I found this young man floating around the Interwebs. He's trying to be sexy.
He's failing miserably. I'll break this down.
* silver silk shirt + baby oil chest = passé and tacké
* bleached hair + dark eyebrows = 1999
* eyes not looking at the camera + bad lighting - lifelessness = picture of a cadaver
That should do for now.
hey...be fair. one of his eyes is looking at the camera
ReplyDeleteYour standards must be a lot higher than mine because I thought that guy was sexy.
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