The Bachelorette ~ Glaciers, Gaydar And Erectile Dysfunction

Jill is down to 8 hunky dudes and while it might be too soon to call the final three, I'm going to go ahead and say Jesse, Kiptyn and Wes.

At the end of the ep. we got a nice juicy peek at the "overnight" dates (read: sexytime), but more on that later....

The producers brought out stereotype reinforcement #2 : Canada is a glacier.

Jesse got a one on one date and where did they go? On top of a glacier. Now, being from Canada, I can tell you that while that would be freaking cold, it would also be very fricking cool.

Other than that, the only other thing I liked were Jesse's sunglasses.

I just can't get past the teeth -- a rickety whitewashed fence.

Jill also had a one on one with Kiptyn and even though he has a serious case of gayface, I no longer think he's a homo. These two cannot keep their hands off each other! And...there was tongue. The first tongue of the season, people!

It's a shame, really.

The big surprise of the night came when Ed chose to go home. He was all "ooh, my job. ooh, my boss...wah..." Suck it up! Regardless, Jill was crying her eyes out. Not the "Ugly Cry", but definitely the "Runny Nose" cry.

Anyway, he was alright. Tall, beefy brunette with hair. Oh, and an AY-USSSSS! Mm-mm-mm.

Moving on...

Jill still doesn't know who has the girlfriend, and has been grilling the guys. The foot freak says it's Wes, but Wes says otherwise. Personally, I think the bumpkin is so stoned, he wouldn't remember if he had 7 kids, a double wide and a dog named Boo. That's just me, though.

I do know for sure that if I have to hear the phrase "not here for the right reasons" one more bloody time...

Then, there's Jake, the commercial pilot. Oh, Jake. He's so sweet and so handsome and so ready to be in love -- but he's a .... oh, I can't say it. I just can't! Suffice it to say, it rhymes with door hat.

I want for Jake to get the sexytime date with Jill because I am pretty sure he is packing a Boeing in his pants. Sadly, I just don't see it happening.

So, Jake, if you're reading this...call me.

Now...the overnight dates and the "Hometown Dates" are quickly coming up, and we got a little looky-loo. We've seen the future, and she can't afford it!

One of the guys (Wes is for sure one of them) can't. get. it. up. There is some serious performance anxiety on the way. I don't want to speculate at all right now, because those fuckers at ABC tend to say shit that isn't true, just to get you to watch.

Hmmm...I should try that.

Finally, I'd just like to call out some of the boys on their fashion choices during the rose ceremony. Rather than go into it, why not just enlargerize this pic and see for yourself.