FML's From The Talkies

"Donald, you are a real card carrying cunt. "

~Michael (Kenneth Nelson), Boys In The Band

"You've fucked with the wrong person! My husband does business with the Mafia. When they track you down, you, your entire family, everyone you ever knew, will all get chainsaw enemas."

~Barbara Stone (Bette Midler), Ruthless People
ThePansyBastard™

"This makes me feel like a man. No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done."

~Jack (Sean Hayes), Will & Grace

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