Gypsies, Trannies And Thieves

Coming in across the hot pink gay wires, is the announcement that Cher's daughter, Chastity Bono, will...transition.

Chastity's publicist Howard Bragman said, "Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity.

"He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by loved ones.

"It is Chaz's hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his coming out did nearly 20 years ago."

There you go. Chaz is a "he" now.

Ugh. I love Cher as much as the next homo, but she was dangerously close to losing my respect after taking so long to accept Chastity as a lesbian, considering that everything Cher has is because of the almighty pink dollar.

Chaz, all the best. Cher, I don't have the energy.