Thursday, June 18, 2009

Karma's A Bitch, Dad

From RadarOnline:

"...Detective Sgt. John Salazar of the Midvale Police Department explained that the investigation began with a call from a concerned citizen. A doctor who was renting a building for his practice had sublet some of the suites to what he thought was a legitimate massage business. When he noticed that the masseuse “therapists” were arriving in rather scanty outfits, he asked the cops to check it out.

“After determining that no business license had been issued for whatever was going on in there, I sent in an undercover officer to put eyes on,” Det. Sgt. Salazar said. “The next day, five officers, including myself, went in to shut them down.”

At the time of the raid, only one client was there. “He was just finishing up in suite number one. I sent two of the officers in and the male was on his stomach on the table with a masseuse in lace underwear.”

That client was Jeff Archuleta...."

You already know that I'm totally loving this, don't you?

6 comments:

  1. It would be such a hotter scandal if the masseuse was a man!

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  2. SCANDALOUS INDEED, LOVES IT!!!

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  3. Was Jeff in lace underpanties, too?

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  4. Meh. You mean he isn't in prison for child abuse yet??

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  5. Makes me feel even sadder for the kid....whos music I enjoy with a hefty helping of guilt.

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you better make this good.

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