Backstreet Boys, Quit Playing Games With My Heart
"Sometimes I wish that I could turn back time, impossible as it may seem."
MAY seem? Do the BB know something about time travel that we don't. Sorry, "boys" it IS impossible.
Enrique Igleasias, Do You Know
"Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away?
Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya?
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?"
I know that happens...sometimes. So, I'm going to go ahead and say, NO, we don't know what it feels like when the locks have been all changed up. Dude...what the hell did you do!?
Shakira, Whatever, Whenever
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains."
Just how big do the bubbies grow in Columbia?
Ooooooh, I see. Okay.
Mariah Carey, Obsessed
"Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex.
See right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex."
That doesn't even make any sense!
I'd like to remind everyone that this woman is two years shy of her 40th birthday.
Girls Aloud, The Loving Kind
"Baby, if you find I'm not the loving kind,
I'll buy you flowers I'll pour you wine.
Do anything to change your mind.
I know you may be disinclined
to find the love you left behind."
Okay, girls...let me tell you something. If a dude thinks that you're not "the loving kind," it's going to take a lot more than pouring a glass of wine. And flowers? What is he a homo? Also, if you already recognize that he may be disinclined, why are you bothering, you needy wanker?