Welcome Wagon

Doesn't this cake just look divine! Don't you just love my bias cut apron? Doesn't my 14 inch waist inspire rage and jealousy in you?

Well, it needn't. There's cake!

And the first two slices are going to the two latest "followers" of The Lisp, absolutwillie, who I'm sure is just lovely mixed with some cranberry juice; and soyons-suave -- which literally translated is "we must smooth."

Speaking of smooth, look at how smooth this icing is! Lovely.

Welcome!