Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sunday Stealing....


Sunday Stealing: The "I've Come to Realize" Meme

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .
...would allow me to be an amazing drag queen.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .
...is just a job.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .
...I am King.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .
...to care a little bit less about that.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .
...the most valuable thing on earth: time.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .
...everyone around me is wasted and I'm not.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .
...I probably shouldn't be.

8. I’ve come to realize that money...
...will never be my friend.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .
...will have the power to determine my self-worth/image/perception.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .
...want to make you laugh.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .
...is my absolute best friend.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…
...is more precious than I've treated her.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .
...is TOTALLY irrelevant.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .
...that I want fresh French pastries.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .
...there's nothing to be afraid of.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .
...that I didn't realize I was so self-aware!

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .
...may be just as lonely as I am.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .
...I'm more interested in everybody else's shit.

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .
...ain't never gonna happen again.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .
...I am a different man than I was a year ago.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .
...is special and significant to people who are special and significant.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .
...be a fucking star.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .
...the one least likely to want to.

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .
...can't be defined in one sentence.

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .
...was a departure bigger than any other weekend this year.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .
...is Bat For Lashes.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .
...don't give a shit how much weight I've gained. They just want to see me.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .
...was the year that I did the best I could to be better.

29. I’ve come to realize that my exes. . .
...are exes for a reason.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .
...not be so afraid to be what I want to be.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .
...even when I don't love myself.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .
...fuck all.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .
...has more to do with my present than I thought.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .
...are as good as the people who are there.

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .
...of being invisible.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .
....

I'm actually going to tag some peeps on this one. I'm choosing people that I genuinely want to know the answers to the above questions.

If you don't want to post them on your blog, that's fine...just send them to me.

  1. Stephen
  2. Mikey
  3. Pansy Bastard
  4. J*O*E*
  5. Mitzi

9 got a thing to say.:

I am Harriet said...

True. There is a reason why exes are exes.
Good answers

The Pansy Bastard™ said...

Very good answers!!

joe*to*hell said...

i hate you for #23

Mitzi said...

Number 35 How to avoid the invisibility syndrome:

Make a big noisy fuss at the prices in charity shops. (Not that I ever shop those places,I'm always scared I might catch something, but I do like to occasionally look at their window display)

Shout at the top of your voice. The posher you sound the more attention you will receive.

Wear a see through top with pierced nipples

Use your umbrella to poke people who are not paying you enough attention

Dress up as Joan Collins in the fillum "The Bitch" in a floor length fur, basque and chaffeurs hat.

EMikeGarcia said...

Here ya go!

http://emikegarcia3.blogspot.com/2009/07/ive-come-to-realize.html

Also, thanks for considering me one of the people whom you genuinely want to know the answers.

Stephen Rader said...

Done and done, baby. Hope you're having a fabulous weekend!

Kevin said...

Harriet: thanks for reading!

PB: thank you

JOE: and by hate..do you mean "love"?

Mitzi: all very excellent suggestions. I may do The Bitch one tomorrow.

Mikey: well of course, off to read them now

Stephen: awesome, I'm off to read them right after I read Mikey's! have a great weekend!

Becca said...

I think you're right about friends and weight. I am aware of my weight...but no one else seems to be.

The Pansy Bastard™ said...

Oh,and thank you for tagging me! I do feel honored. :) I can't believe I forgot to say that! How inconsiderate of me. I'll have someone bitch-slap me for you.

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