Sunday, December 20, 2009

Porn Stars In Love Part 2: News You Can't Use

Brace yourself, Effie...

Remember when I posted this cute video a few months ago...





Well, The Sword is alleging that three of the four featured couples have split/are about to split/split and reconciled/can't do the splits/hate banana splits.

That includes pervy porn couple extrodinaire, Damien Crosse and Francesco d'Macho, who were married earlier this year in Madrid!














Vinnie d'Angelo and Logan McCree are rumoured to have gone their separate ways, and yet were seen together in the recent past!















The only confirmed split is with the Two Tristans (Jaxx and Phoenix). We're talking "public statement" and everything!


Even the director broke up with his boyfriend after they finished making the movie!


Wild.




In other news, the near global recognition of a holy "virgin" birth will go ahead as planned five days from today. Hmmm...I wonder if the characters of Finn and Quinn share a lineage with Joe and Mare....



11 comments:

  1. If all those couples are breaking up, I want my blender back!

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  2. What a news to end the year huh?

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  3. I've never seen any of their work (aside from Finn & Quinn), but there was a black and white kissing/loving video montage of Francescos that was set to Michael Buble's version of "You Know How I Feel" that I absolutely LOVED and cannot find anymore. I guess I thought those two crazy kids were gonna make it.

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  4. Anyone know how I can get in contact with Logan McCree?

    You know, to comfort him in his time of need.

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  5. hands off! Logan is MINE!! Xmas has come early for me!!
    not a surprise though that these porn couples split, being in porn must be so time consuming and exhausting lol....the only comfort I'd be giving Logan is a pillow to help arch his back!

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  6. What??? How shocking that men who have sex for a living would have troulbe maintaining their relationships. Whodathunk?

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  7. I was working IML and was there when Vinnie and Logan actually met each other. I can confirm they are dunzo as Vinnie is back home in Chicago.

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  8. I'll comfort Damien Crosse. He can sit between Nel & Makka Pakka on my bed. Oh, that would be so nice.

    The only porn couple I know who split up for real are Thom Barron and Christoph Scharff. They are at Cazzo and dated for a while. Now "Christoph" and Thom split up and "Christoph" even stopped doing porn.

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  9. francesco and i are still married actually :)

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  10. Well that is news we CAN use! Thank Lourdes I said "allegedly."

    Oh and...

    ZOMG! Damien Crosse commented on my blog! ZING!

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  11. vinnie needs comforting.
    send him my way pronto!!!

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you better make this good.

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