Saturday, October 31, 2009

Trick AND Treat! (SUPER NSFW Post Ahead!)

♪♫You're welcome!♫♪
(click the pic for an uncensored eyeful!)

Friday, October 30, 2009

That's Gay: Conversion Therapy

Another Step...

About an hour ago, President Obama signed the Ryan White HIV/AIDS Treatment Act, with Ryan's mother, Jean, looking on. He also announced that he is lifting the 22 year old HIV Travel and Immigration ban. Congratulations!

Gay Cheque: Loose Change

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

No H8!

Congratulations to the American LGBT community!

Peace Out

Peace Out to the characters of Auggie and Violet on the carcrash revival of Melrose Place. Both characters will be leaving the show in December.

It's too bad. Colin Egglesfield is nice to look at. Who cares about that Simpson-Wentz wench.

I don't watch it or anything. I don't.


Brad Pitt-ed


This recent shot of Brad Pitt on the cover of Cut magazine is...well, it just is.

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like a mile-long gravel road?

Kodak Moments: Part X ~Kaboom!*

*The Lisp in no way endorses the use of nuclear weaponry or explosive devices for the purpose of terrorism.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Lesson In...

...why you should spend money on your album art.

And yes...this is the official cover.

Get The Fuck Off Your Phone!

The Ontario Government's new law banning cell phone use while driving took effect yesterday.

And yes, that includes texting, you guilty arsehole.

Law enforcement agencies will exercise a three month grace period, but after that, no one is safe from a potential $500.00 fine for getting caught using a "handheld device."

Those dang bluetooth devices that make you think everybody is insane until you realize they're actually talking to someone are about to be everywhere.

In fact, I'd love to hear from any readers who work in the industry about the increase in hands-free devices sold in the last week.

In the meantime, I'd like the provincial government to now focus on the motorists who read, do their make-up, fiddle with their iPods and pick their noses while driving.

Get them all!


It was such a hectic weekend, what with the whole fam damily, and a day in Stratford, Ontario to see West Side Story.

I wasn't able to attend the Chris Skinner vigil held this past Sunday evening, but about 1000 people were able to make it to Church & Wellesley to say goodbye and send an important message: no more H8.

The crowd gathered at the heart of Toronto's gay village, lit candles and marched silently, ending their journey at the intersection of Adelaide and Victoria Sts., where Chris was beaten and then deliberately run over with an SUV by his attackers.

The investigation has uncovered surveillance video which shows Chris hailing a taxi while the SUV drives past him. Investigators are suggesting that Chris' raised hand struck the passing vehicle, which ultimately led to his death.

Today, I snapped this picture of graffiti on a retaining wall not far from my home and even though the sentence structure is incorrect, the message of love and support is bang on.

Monday, October 26, 2009

It's Monday...

... so go howl at the moon.


There's some sort of world wide moon howl event tonight, so if you start hearing the hootin' and hollerin' at 9pm tonight, you'll know why.

Strangely, the website doesn't say what time to stop howling at the moon. Hm.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

...And Now For Something A Little Different...

By now, everyone has seen the Hudson Wright photos of diminutive hottie, Joesph Sayers. But...have you seen these?

If you have, just SHUSH! Bask in the beauty...

Peace Out

Christopher Skinner Vigil
Sunday, October 25, 2009
8:oo pm - 9:00pm

A new surveillance video involving the death of Christopher Skinner suggests his assailants my have attacked him because his hand struck their SUV moments before a fight began that ended with his death.
Skinner, 27, was beaten by two to four men at Victoria and Adelaide Sts. shortly after 3am, Sunday, October 18, and was left lying on the pavement in front of a black SUV, witnesses said.
According to witness accounts, the vehicle's driver then deliberately drove over Skinner with both the front and rear wheels.

This is a longshot, but if you have ANY information as to the whereabouts of the driver or any of the alleged assailants, please contact:

Detective Stacy Gallant at 416−808−7410 and/or Detective Doug Dunstan at 416−808−7406, or Crime Stoppers anonymously at 416−222−8477 or online at

Dinner And A Movie Star

You don't really see a lot of memes on the blogs these days. A couple of years ago, you couldn't swing a dead Gosselin without hitting a meme, but now? Nuthin'!

So, I thought I would resurrect an old favourite, the Dinner and a Movie Star meme. Oh, and I have tagged people so pay attention!

Dinner And A Movie Star Meme

1. Pick a single person, past or present, in the film industry who you'd like to have dinner with, and tell us why you chose this person.

While this is a tough question, I'd love to break bread with Rosalind Russell. How fucking fabulous would that be? Why? You don't know why?? Because she's freaking fabulous!

"Taste. You cannot buy such a rare and wonderful thing. You can't send away for it in a catalogue. And I'm afraid it's becoming obsolete."

-Rosalind Russell

She was such a wonderful actress and she got to play so many memorable roles. Plus, she reminds me of my favourite aunt who passed many years ago.

2. Set the table for your dinner. What would you eat? Would it be in a home or at a restaurant? And what would you wear? Feel free to elaborate on the details.

I wouldn't cook. I would want to devote all my time to her. We would go to my favourite restaurant in Toronto, Scaramouche. Roz could order anything she wanted. I'm thinking we'd start with uber-dry Grey Goose martinis; mine with a twist, hers with an olive. Or perhaps she would prefer a Kir Royale? Oh, anything she wants, she can have! Bring her the bar if she asks for it!

I'd have a seared foie gras appetizer with a perfect Sauternes, a 100 point Château d'Yquem. Then, a perfectly grilled beef tenderloin with a full bodied Caymus or Delheim. I would order a dessert, Scaramouche's signature Coconut Cream Pie, and save a few final sips of Sauternes and enjoy the flavour explosion on my tongue.

Ms. Russell would have the Arctic Char, I'm sure. Perhaps the Mahi Mahi. And seasonal vegetables. A nice dry Chardonnay and then she would indulge in a flourless chocolate cake, or perhaps theCrème brûlée. Perfection.

Of course, we would both be glamourous and gorgeous and I would be the envy of the entire restaurant. I would wear the most beautiful suit looking all black-urban-chic- fabulousity with the most gorgeous gunmetal Grey tie. Ever.

After dinner, I'll suggest a leisurely pause at the Avenue for cocktails, but she'll insist on going to the Black Eagle. She'll be gracious and lovely, even as the most butch leather daddy crumbles like a giddy schoolgirl, but she'll be ever-so-devoted to me. We'll slam back a couple of beers and I'll escort her to her hotel.

3. List five thoughtful questions you would ask this person during dinner.

I don't know how thoughtful our evening would be. She seems like she would be a laugh riot! We may not get to the thoughtful questions! But let's see...

(FYI, the beauty parlor pic will blow up to wallpaper size if you click it.)

  1. Joan Crawford on the Women? Bitch or not? Dish.
  2. The glory that is Auntie Mame...tell me all about it!
  3. The most scandalous Hollywood and Broadway tale that you know is true!
  4. List off the closeted gay actors. All of 'em.
  5. If she could remake ANY movie from the last 40 years, which role would be her dream role?

4. When all is said and done, select bloggers to pass this Meme along to.

Let's see...who to tag, who to tag???

1. Geoff in U-da-ho. ('cause I ain't da ho'.)
2. Damien, because he simply cannot resist a meme.
3. cb, because I don't think I've ever tagged him for anything.
4. Mitzi, because everything goes better with some Mitzi.


5. MJ because I've KNOW I've NEVER tagged her for anything.

Now, there's a whole coleslaw salad of people that I didn't include in the tag list like Kitty, the hobbit, Jason, Mikey, MAC, Chris (the hooker killer), Larry, Pansy Bastard, Mark in DE, Michael Rivers, truthspew, Tom, Ayem8y, Donnie, J*O*E*, (who I used to tag for everything but he has a lousy mess of packing to do and he's already working on a project for me), little Stevie Rader and on and on and on.... I just thought it would be a little overwhelming for such a huge list, but if you betches wanna play, I wanna see!

Squeee! Now get busy!

Saturday, October 24, 2009


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