Last Post of 2009

What an insane year.

Thanks for coming along for the ride! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it happen.

Happy New Year!
...bitches.

Ow-Ow-Ah-Ah-Ah-Orda-Orda-Ah-GaGa-Oh-La-La-Out of Order

I've been a little out of order, out of commission n' shit.

I blame the holly-days. I just got back from a super fast trip to NYC to visit one of my "besties" and my goddaughter, Miss O.

Tomorrow, I'm off to the 'burbs to celebrate New Year's Eve AND one of my oldest friends' 40th birthday.

I've tried to get caught up, but if feels almost impossible. I won't give up, but y'all on my blog list should know that I may comment on some shit that you've long moved past. Just bear with me.

In the meantime, I got tagged on my FB from JOE about my Best of 2009. Here's what I managed to pull together in a few minutes:

TOP TEN ALBUMS / CDS / RECORDS / RELEASES / WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM

* The XX: XX
* Alphabeat: The Spell
* Tegan & Sara: Sainthood
* Lily Allen: It's Not Me, It's You
* Yazzmeen: Atmosphere
* Annie: Don't Stop
* Bat For Lashes: Two Suns
* Antony & The Johnsons: The Crying Light
* Morrissey: Years of Refusal
* The Gossip: Music For Men

HONOURABLE MENTION ALBUMS

* Wet Cookies: Soul Protection
* Just Jack: All Night Cinema
* Kasabian: The West Rider Pauper Lunatic Asylum
* Sally Shapiro: My Guilty Pleasure
* rekevin: Nulukatuk

UTTERLY DISAPPOINTING ALBUMS

* RuPaul: Champion
* Rihanna: Rated R
* Alicia Keys: The Element of Freedom
* Pet Shop Boys: Yes
* Deadmau5: For Lack Of A Better Name

ALBUM HOLDOVERS: I have no idea what an album holdover is, so i'll just say these:

* The Black Kids: Partie Traumatic
* Portishead: Third

TEN SINGLES

* Gaga: Bad Romance
* Cobra Starship: Hot Mess
* MGMT: Kids
* Basement Jaxx feat. Sam Sparro: Feelings Gone
* Bat For Lashes: Daniel
* David Guetta w. Kelly Rowland: When Love Takes Over
* Frankmusik: Three Little Words
* La Roux: Quicksand
* Lily Allen: The Fear
* The Gossip: Heavy Cross

TOP VIDEOS

I've watched very little in the way of music videos this year, but I would say:

Madonna: Celebration
Lily Allen: The Fear
and Gaga's Paparazzi and Bad Romance--which is, hands down, THE video of the year.

Tuesday's Child...

Today's TC was brought to you by Mark in DE from Tales of the Sissy.
Thanks, Mark!

It's Monday...

Crush du samedi

Nick Wolanski

Merry Christmas

Dirrty Thursday?

It almost seems inappropriate to do a Dirrty Thursday on December 24th...

...ALMOST.

Click HERE to see a pinch more of Cody.

Pansy Division ~ (Have A) Homo Christmas

You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer

To make the most out of Christmas cheer
I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present

Have a homo Christmas this year
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

Your family
Won´t give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts

Christmas Gift Suggestion

Always a great gift!



Oh, but it gets better.

¡Eh!! Ciudad de México!

Felicidades!

Peace Out

Alaina Reed Hall

(November 10, 1946 – December 17, 2009)

Jackie Beat (Audio VERY NSFW)

I fucking love Jackie Beat.

Tuesday's Child...

...is at the beach with a hot friend.

Christmas Gift Suggestion

Or anytime of the year, really.

It's Monday...

Peace Out

Brittany Murphy
(November 10, 1977 – December 20, 2009)

"Rollin' with my homeys..."

So You Think You Can Sexually Assault

Allegedly...

So You Think You Can Dance choreographer Shane Sparks

has been arrested on child molestation charges with eight counts of child sex abuse.

His victim, who has not been named, was below the age of 14 when the alleged abuse began, according to the papers.

"Sparks has been the subject of an ongoing child-molestation investigation," a police spokesman said. "He was booked into jail and is being held in lieu of $590,000 bail."

Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the LA County DA's Office, said “It occurred in the '90s… and went on for several years.

"She was an under-age girl… when the alleged crimes occurred. She is an adult now and came forward to authorities."

Porn Stars In Love Part 2: News You Can't Use

Brace yourself, Effie...

Remember when I posted this cute video a few months ago...





Well, The Sword is alleging that three of the four featured couples have split/are about to split/split and reconciled/can't do the splits/hate banana splits.

That includes pervy porn couple extrodinaire, Damien Crosse and Francesco d'Macho, who were married earlier this year in Madrid!














Vinnie d'Angelo and Logan McCree are rumoured to have gone their separate ways, and yet were seen together in the recent past!















The only confirmed split is with the Two Tristans (Jaxx and Phoenix). We're talking "public statement" and everything!


Even the director broke up with his boyfriend after they finished making the movie!


Wild.

In other news, the near global recognition of a holy "virgin" birth will go ahead as planned five days from today. Hmmm...I wonder if the characters of Finn and Quinn share a lineage with Joe and Mare....

Crush du samedi

Daniel Miagany

Christmas Gift Suggestion

The perfect gift for truck drivers, traveling salesmen, cab drivers and sling dungeon masters.

PSA From JoeNation

(sidebar: he's such a sexy beast, I wanna bite his nose!)

I haven't even seen it yet, but I think I will, just to see if Joe will make good on his promise!

If Joe looks familiar to you, he's the sexy star of "Baby Dancing to Beyoncé" and "If I Were In Porn" youtube videos.

hhhhaaawwwtt!

Gay Cheque: Pittance

Shit My Pants

Sherry Vine! It's been forever since I featured a Sherry Vine video, but this is too hysterical! Here, Sherry takes on GaGa. (audio NSFW)

Dirty Thursday

To see the rest of Ford's Mustang, visit this LINK.

To get a look at what weirdness lies beneath, go HERE and find out.
By the way, Ben and Mitcell actually look like this...

You Might Be Canadian

I just had this emailed to me, and I thought it was particularly funny. Especially since most of them are actually true!

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might be Canadian.
• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might be Canadian.
• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be Canadian.
• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might be Canadian.
• If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, you might be Canadian.
• If you measure distance in hours, you might be Canadian.
• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be Canadian.
• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might be Canadian.
• If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might be Canadian.
• If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
• If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might be Canadian.
• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be Canadian.
• If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you might be Canadian.
• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might be Canadian.
• If you know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction, you might be Canadian.
• If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might be Canadian.
• If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you might be Canadian.
• If you actually understand these jokes, then you're definitely Canadian!
  

La Regina per Dolce e Gabbana