Dirty Birdie Thursday

This one isn't so much dirty birdie as it is a fantasy find on the way to the cottage.
Houseboy, anyone?

If you can pause long enough from admiring the lurid digs, you may find
something else to admire (it enlargerizes big). Somebody's been practicing his yoga!

Look at those calves! Look at those thighs!
Look at that skillfully placed (this one enlargerizes huge) Jim Nabors picture!