30 Day Challenge: Day 12 ~ Whatever Tickles Your Fancy

I thought I'd post about some observations I made at the Vancouver airport at the end of my little vacation.

• Eggs "over hard" means no runny yolks!
• Asian girls need to pick up their feet, walk faster, and stop shouting.
• Cute boys from the west coast don't like it when queers look at them more than once.
• With leg room comes responsibility. I'm fine to "man" the emergency exit over the wing, but do I have to be subjected to your pathetic ogling, dear air hostess?
• Hot guys are immediately disqualified when discovered they have bruised nailbeds.