Sunday, January 31, 2010

Minutes Old...Another Lance And Mike

No offense Lance Bass, but you never really did it for me. I'm sure you're lovely, and I would totally be your friend, but blonds have rarely made The List.

However, these shots have given me pause. Ruiz is a genius.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Lance Bass By Mike Ruiz

Hot on the tweet trail, this Lance Bass image was just twitted...twatted...tweetered...anyway, by Mike Ruiz. Best of the bunch, as far as we're concerned!

Want

Thursday, January 28, 2010

iWant. iCan't

Peace Out


J. D. Salinger

(January 1, 1919 – January 27, 2010)

". . . . I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all."

Different Diva, Same Leak

Two more tracks have leaked from one of my most anticipated releases of the year. Hell, of the past several years!

The Moon and the Sky

Skin

These are, of course, super-chill tracks. Love her.






Dirty Birdie Thursday

This one isn't so much dirty birdie as it is a fantasy find on the way to the cottage.
Houseboy, anyone?

If you can pause long enough from admiring the lurid digs, you may find
something else to admire (it enlargerizes big). Somebody's been practicing his yoga!

Look at those calves! Look at those thighs!
Look at that skillfully placed (this one enlargerizes huge) Jim Nabors picture!


Mariah As A Slutty Nurse? I Did NOT See That Coming

Yes, it's a Mariah video, but it's too brilliantly bad not to post and rip apart.
Look for the epic WIN at 1:35 (and the attempt at a "save" at 1:44).
This video looks like it was filmed in 15 minutes. Srsly.

Oh, and MooMoo, about the ending of your video...it's been done.
To death.

And it's really too bad for Nicki Minaj...I was kind of liking her.
Too bad her association with MC will make her a "never was."



Update: I was informed (by someone who wanted to stay anonymous-- you...yellowbellied, lilylivered...) that this video isn't even up on Mariah's site, so I guess I just "premiered" it here on The Lisp. I'm so proud.
Yippty-fucking-yahoo for me.


I need Ipecac.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

State Of The Union

Well, there you have it.

It will be interesting to see how the polls turn out tomorrow.

Obviously, I'm not going to break down the address since I'm sure everyone watched, but can I take a minute to discuss one thing?

Civil Rights. When he brought it up, I got a little chill. I thought here it comes, here it comes! He talked about the Iranian women and blah-de-blah, and then the magic words: Repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell. The question of when is altogether different, but there's a comfort in hearing his reassurance. But then, nothing of marriage equality; nothing about Uganda's "Kill Bill." Disappointing, yes, but not discouraging.

As a Canadian, the goings-on of the USA has always been of important interest, being that We're. Right. Here.

I watched it on CNN which had some kind of live tie-in with Facebook, which I never want to see again. Take a look at some of the comments made (all spelling, punctuation etc, intact) during the address.

Can you tell the Dems from the Pugs?
  • Wow, lots of colors in the ties in the audience.
  • why's he wearing a red tie? he's a democrat! RETARD!
  • Liberals will be able to sleep tonite. They're getting lots of exercise standing and clapping for the lies
  • did he say the "white" thing to do?
  • Trade school is not a real education.
  • Are those salt & pepper shakers in front of Nancy?
  • Susan Herron looks like a hooker
  • No more fat kidsss
  • legalize marajuana
  • maureen, you're hott!
  • dont ask don't tell needs to stay right where it is.
  • put gays on the front lines without weapons
  • Military said Hell naw!!!!
Lourdes, save us.

Bye, Bye Betty

ABC has cancelled Ugly Betty. The last show will air in April.


¡Oh, Dios mío! ¿Cómo es posible!?

Leak It Or Not

Drip, drip, drip...

Somebody better get someone in to plug up the leak.




Whoaaaaaaa.....


(snagged from J@V@JuNKiE )

"I Am Directly Below...Enemy Scrotum"

This is hysterical. Some of these "cheesiest" lines are some of my favourites! I think I'm going to have to bring back the FML's (favourite movie lines).

There is one segue that's in poor taste...Patrick Swazye followed by Arnold from Kindergarten Cop saying, "It's not a tumour!"

Otherwise, do enjoy the almost ten minutes of classic movie moments!

This Shit Is B-R-E-N-D-A-N

Monday, January 25, 2010

Glee As In Happy, Or Glee As In...



...GAY?

Mr. Schue! What are you doing!?

I know Matthew Morrison has said that he is straight, and that he embraces the gay community, but this is not really what I thought he meant by "embrace." For those of you who don't recognize that wall behind him, it's from a gay bar in NYC's East Village called Eastern Bloc.

I must remember that the next time NYC beckons.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

I Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself

I neglected to do my traditional wrap-up of the Golden Globes last week.
Then, when I did think of it, I thought it was just too late.

Then I stumbled upon this at But You're Like Really Pretty and it pretty much
sums up what I was thinking.



Calling All Bloggers...



Why is it that I see this:

...in place of Chinese/Japanese/Hindu etc characters?
Am I missing an "app" on the 'puter?

HALP!

Tomorrow's Monday...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

Filthy Beast!

You know how you're clicking along the Interwebs and you stumble across something so cool that you just know you have to share it with everyone?

This is one of those times. Actually, I kind of wanted to keep it a big fat secret, but I figure that it's just a matter of time before it's all over the place.

I'm talking about a new online 'zine called Guarro. They've just launched their first issue and it's all inspired by Lady GaGa.

Guarro is so many of my favourite things all wrapped up in one place! Sexy guys, amazing photography, inspired creativity and of course, The GaGa.

Jay Matthews from Austrailia, has blended his GaGa inspiration with one of his favourite things: faggots!
The white blonde hair and those weird geometric shapes that were all over early GaGa outfits meet ... well, you can see what they meet.

You've simply got to visit Jay's site. His images are quite amazing. Not to mention, he is HA-ZAAA hot. Another one I wanted to keep secret, but it won't be long before everyone is pilfering his blog for amazing pictures. He does sell them, you know!



In Javier Felices photos, gorgeous Spanish models pose with that hair bow thing (see above) and black nylons...and that's it. It's another nod to early GaGa when she first started showing up without her pants. Love it.

Along with Javier and Jay, there are contributions from Drasko Bogdanovic, Exterface
Justino Esteves and many others. Enjoy!

Model Thoughts

Merde!
It's been awhile since the last "Model Thoughts" but it's not my fault...

...none of them had any.




Gay Cheque ~ Marked Money



















CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: As you can see, I've started to recycle some of my "Gay Cheque" titles...Any suggestions? All I ask is that the title is related to money and finances in some way ie, "Pennies from Heaven," or "A Bear Market" (ooh! I just thought of that one)...if there's some nice innuendo there, even better. Even a play on words like, "JockStrapped For Cash" and stuff like that there.

I may turn it into a contest. ....ahhh, now I've got your attention!

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