Friday, July 30, 2010
If people are talking behind your back, it just means you're ahead of them.
Clearly, "Elizabeth Hasselbeck" is just another way of saying, "fucked up retard."
Don't give me an article about communication...and then not talk to me about it!
It's ironic that the ONLY reason anyone knows Kara Dioguardi's name is the same source tossing her back into obscurity.
I'm sure there's more...I just can't think of any.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
10/14 in Toronto, baby!!!
10-03 – Montreal, Quebec - Bell Centre
10-05 – Wallingford, CT - Oakdale Theatre
10-06 – Boston, MA - Agganis Arena
10-08 – New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
10-10 – Camden, NJ - Susquehanna Bank Center
10-11 – Fairfax, VA - Patriot Center
10-13 – Detroit, MI - Fox Theatre
10-14 – Toronto, Ontario - Air Canada Centre
10-16 – Chicago, IL - UIC Pavilion
10-17 – Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
10-19 – Houston, TX - Toyota Center
10-20 – Dallas, TX - Verizon Theatre
10-22 – Austin, TX - Frank Erwin Center
10-24 – Denver, CO - Wells Fargo Theatre
10-26 – Phoenix, AZ - Dodge Theatre
10-27 – Los Angeles, CA - Gibson Amphitheatre
10-30 – Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
11-02 – Seattle, WA - Key Arena
11-03 – Vancouver, British Columbia - Rogers Arena
11-11 – Dublin, Ireland - O2 Arena
11-12 – Manchester, England - Evening News Arena
11-14 – London, England - O2 Arena
11-15 – Amsterdam, Netherlands - Heineken Music Hall
11-17 – Birmingham, England - NIA
11-18 – Brighton, England - Centre
11-21 – Berlin, Germany - Velodrom
11-23 – Paris, France - Zenith
11-25 – Antwerp, Belgium - Lotto
12-06 – Perth, Australia - Burswood Dome
12-08 – Adelaide, Australia - Entertainment Centre
12-11 – Melbourne, Australia - Rod Laver
12-16 – Sydney, Australia - Entertainment Centre
12-19 – Brisbane, Australia - Entertainment Centre
12-21 – Auckland, New Zealand - Vector Arena
Friday, July 23, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
...and I bought this watch!
I've never even seen it until TODAY!
In my dream, it was $3500
What do you think that means????
Even weirder...I haven't really paid much attention to Gucci since Tom Ford left! Hmmm....I'ma check Tom's website!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
You read that right. Leave it to my immense disdain for the Bush Klan to pull out a serious post on a blog that, let's face it, has been pretty fluffy lately.
Jeb Bush, brother to George W., son to George H., is being touted for the 2012 Republican ticket. I can't even fathom what kind of horrific mess this Bush could do to put the exclamation point on THAT sentence.
You know, I was all concerned that talking potato (Sarah Palin) would run in '12. But then I thought, No, if Levi does nothing else to thank his fans (read: gay chickenhawks), he'll drop some big bomb right when it matters the most.
Well, now who cares WTF she does!? One Bush, fine. Second Bush...um, okay. "Four More Years!"...you're fucking me right? And now a third?
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure and sane, please please please don't let this happen. It's not that I don't think the big O can't win another election; it's that I don't want to know just how RETARDED the right is.
Oh sure, she'll only stay for about 4 days, but I could not be more pleased. The only reason I don't look at this as a tragic chapter in the life of a HELLYwood ho(peful)who "coulda had" is because I'm so immeasurably annoyed by the very existence of said ho(peful).
The papz scored a majorly HELLYwood photograph because somebody who was probably paid by the Lohans, Glitter Bombed her as she strolled up to the jail. Look at her!! She's fucking LOVING it! Know who wasn't? Let's pull back from this angle for a second...
To keep reading, you'll have to go to HELLYwood!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Earlier this week, I gave you a little teaser about my new secret crush. Secret because he's totally NOT what makes my pants say, "hellooo," but alas...the pants want what the pants want.
I thought I'd let the teasing continue.
Enjoy. And remember.... "not all strippers are pole dancers, and not all pole dancers are strippers."
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Toronto Police Services released photos today of the "most wanted" suspects that caused havoc, chaos and oodles of kaboodles of money over the G20 summit weekend.
...and so has The Lisp! If you know any information about anyone you see here, TPS has created a Facebook page devoted to catching these no-good hooligans.
They call themselves anarchists. Please. Anne Coulter is an anarchist. You guys are just a bunch of a-holes.