Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Internet Is For PORN (---you're gonna want to read this!)


I'm glad we have this new technology
(For porn)
Which gives us untold opportunity
(For porn, oops, sorry)
Right from you own desktop
(For ---)
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
FOR PORN!!

~The Internet Is For Porn ~ Avenue Q

Isn't it amazing how much the internet has changed our lives. I mean, let's just look at sex and wanking.

Back in the day, BEFORE the 'net, it was magazines. I never had the nerve to get the gay themed ones (they were virtually impossible to find, anyway), so I always swiped the really dirty ones like Hustler. At least with Hustler I could get a good look at some peen. It was the early 80's after all.

Oh, sure, the dirty movies were out there but being a young gayling, they were hard to come by (no pun intended). I used to sit up waiting for Blue Movies on CityTV or Bleu Nuit when I lived in Ottawa. I think I was 15 when I saw my first dirty video....and it was on Beta.

Keep in mind the Internet has been around for ages, but it wasn't until the late 80's when it started becoming more and more accessible. Along came the '90's and the "World Wide Web" was taking shape. For me, I didn't get a computer of my own until 2000. That's a lot of time at the video store, internet cafes and near-muted tv's watching vids trying to get my horny on.

According to statistics: "...every second $3,075.64 is being spent on pornography. Every second 28,258 internet users are viewing pornography. In that same second 372 internet users are typing adult search terms into search engines. Every 39 minutes a new pornographic video is being created in the U.S."

Cool.

So why all the porn talk? Well, ...

I recently received an email from the fella (who I'm betting is hot as hay-ELL) who runs the blog, Studmuffin (link NSFW).

Seems like he has gone and created a place for full-fledged gaylords like you and me to go and get our nut on. It's called Maleserve and it truly caters to just about every taste, every flavour, and every fetish.

There are some well known studios like Lucas Entertainment, BelAmi, Cocky Boys, and Eurocreme. But there are several other studios, guys and themes that are ready to rev your engine.

  • Twinks? Yes.
  • Leather? Yup.
  • Fetish? Oh, yeah.
  • Hairy hunks? Yes.
  • Str8ies? Mm-hmm.
  • Punks and Chavs? Oi!
Now, before anybody gets their knickers in a knot, yes, there is also Bareback. I'm not here to judge, but I'm not here to condone either. Don't even TRY to get it twisted. I know you're smart and learned (you're here, aren't you?), but raw is something that some dudes like to see. Get off my back.

So here's the MEAT of this little sandwich: Maleserve is SO AWESOME they are giving readers of THE LISP an amazing "coupon!" Join the site FOR FREE and then enter this exclusive coupon code to get ten free minutes: LISP3 -- the passes are unlimited.

Wow.
I give you laughs, sexy men, great tunes and now hot sex. We're practically Brother Husbands!

You're welcome.

4 comments:

you better make this good.

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