Thursday, March 31, 2011

So Many HUMPs!, So Little Time

For some people, looking at March on a calendar means three paydays, but not here at The Lisp!

March means five HUMPs! Now all you have to do is vote for your favourite HUMP! Day hottie!

The Internet REALLY Is For Porn

Well thanks to a poorly proofread post, the MaleServe coupons showed as expired if you tried to use them. Wahwah...

The actual coupon code is LISP3.

Have fun!

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Wednesday HUMP!

I don't know very much about this week's HUMP! except that his name is Ewan Brown, he's a former Navy Captain living in the UK; he's 36, and CLEARLY bans the razor (good for him!).

The rest is up to you!

Tomorrow (Thursday), I'll post all of March's HUMP! men for you to vote on...

In the meantime...

Just rejoice in Ewan's super-tight bod and sexy face...

Damn, baby!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Worn/Whore/More This Way!

You know I love me some Sherry Vine! I love her poop humour and her taking on Lady GaGa's Born This Way is perfect. In fact, it's better than the actual single!

The Internet Is For PORN (---you're gonna want to read this!)

I'm glad we have this new technology
(For porn)
Which gives us untold opportunity
(For porn, oops, sorry)
Right from you own desktop
(For ---)
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop

~The Internet Is For Porn ~ Avenue Q

Isn't it amazing how much the internet has changed our lives. I mean, let's just look at sex and wanking.

Back in the day, BEFORE the 'net, it was magazines. I never had the nerve to get the gay themed ones (they were virtually impossible to find, anyway), so I always swiped the really dirty ones like Hustler. At least with Hustler I could get a good look at some peen. It was the early 80's after all.

Oh, sure, the dirty movies were out there but being a young gayling, they were hard to come by (no pun intended). I used to sit up waiting for Blue Movies on CityTV or Bleu Nuit when I lived in Ottawa. I think I was 15 when I saw my first dirty video....and it was on Beta.

Keep in mind the Internet has been around for ages, but it wasn't until the late 80's when it started becoming more and more accessible. Along came the '90's and the "World Wide Web" was taking shape. For me, I didn't get a computer of my own until 2000. That's a lot of time at the video store, internet cafes and near-muted tv's watching vids trying to get my horny on.

According to statistics: "...every second $3,075.64 is being spent on pornography. Every second 28,258 internet users are viewing pornography. In that same second 372 internet users are typing adult search terms into search engines. Every 39 minutes a new pornographic video is being created in the U.S."


So why all the porn talk? Well, ...

I recently received an email from the fella (who I'm betting is hot as hay-ELL) who runs the blog, Studmuffin (link NSFW).

Seems like he has gone and created a place for full-fledged gaylords like you and me to go and get our nut on. It's called Maleserve and it truly caters to just about every taste, every flavour, and every fetish.

There are some well known studios like Lucas Entertainment, BelAmi, Cocky Boys, and Eurocreme. But there are several other studios, guys and themes that are ready to rev your engine.

  • Twinks? Yes.
  • Leather? Yup.
  • Fetish? Oh, yeah.
  • Hairy hunks? Yes.
  • Str8ies? Mm-hmm.
  • Punks and Chavs? Oi!
Now, before anybody gets their knickers in a knot, yes, there is also Bareback. I'm not here to judge, but I'm not here to condone either. Don't even TRY to get it twisted. I know you're smart and learned (you're here, aren't you?), but raw is something that some dudes like to see. Get off my back.

So here's the MEAT of this little sandwich: Maleserve is SO AWESOME they are giving readers of THE LISP an amazing "coupon!" Join the site FOR FREE and then enter this exclusive coupon code to get ten free minutes: LISP3 -- the passes are unlimited.

I give you laughs, sexy men, great tunes and now hot sex. We're practically Brother Husbands!

You're welcome.

Friday, March 25, 2011

End(s) Of The Week

I almost feel guilty for posting a TGIF-ish entry seeing as how I've been spoiled for the better part of the week.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

HUMP! Cazwell & Crew

Sure, there's only 2 hours left on this Wednesday, but I can't possibly let the day pass without giving you a little HUMP! day eye candy!

One of my favourite people -and friend to The Lisp- Cazwell, has just released his latest single, Get My Money Back, directed by the amazing (and equally sexy) Marco Ovando, the visionary behind the summer's sexiest video, Ice Cream Truck.

First, I was going to just have it be all about Cazwell, but then I thought...that's too easy. Caz oozes sex and would likely snag the whole month end HUMP! So, I'm giving you Cazwell and his whole crew.....

...AND the new Get My Money Back video! A pinch Bloodhound Gang, another generous helping of Ice Cream Sass and you get another Cazwell eye candy masterpiece!

I'm especially fond of the moves at 2:37 and 2:50! DAMN!

Peace Out

Elizabeth Taylor

(February 27, 1932 – March 23, 2011)

"I'm not worried about dying...
And I don't have a lot of problems to work out. I'm pretty squared, anyway."

~W Magazine, November 2004

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Most Boring Post...EVER.

I've been in Orlando since Friday night.

Staying in a three bedroom condo ($390/night, Free/sister-in-law's work conference).

Went Outlet shopping yesterday; hit the Magic Kingdom with the neice today.

Tomorrow is sleep in, lazy river, nap, dinner, bedtime.

Possibly more of the same on Tuesday.

Come home Wednesday night.


Friday, March 18, 2011

End(s) of the Week

Ahhh...Friday, sweet Friday. Today is extra special around these parts because I'se going on another adventure! This time to sunny (hopefully) Florida! I'm gonna let that Mouse have it!


Thursday, March 17, 2011

NOW It's A Happy St. Patrick's Day

Benjamin Godfre

22 Miles Between the Choice of Hysteria or Peace

If the threefold disaster in Japan has been worrying you and causing distress, there isn't really anywhere that's safe to go, media-wise, that can provide you the break you need to recharge your sanity batteries. Maybe HGTV, TVLand and The Food Network, but I read somewhere a housewife in Saskatchewan lost it when the host used a microwave and jumped into a well and drowned.

I don't mean to sound callous or pessimistic, but I think that the Rescue missions along the northeast coast of Japan are now Recovery missions. No one will ever be able to erase the images of that black water pouring over the highway, flooding city streets, ripping homes from their foundations, and...ugh....and we're just watching it happen. I think my brain would split in half had I actually witnessed it first hand.

Of course, I'm hoping to hear miracle stories come out from the East, like the ones following the devastating earthquake in Haiti, where people were found alive after weeks buried under rubble.
We're not hearing them, but I believe that we will.

The water has receded and left one hundred Katrinas behind. And the time has come to let these people mourn their missing and their dead; to reclaim and rebuild--if they even can.

The third part of this disaster is still unfolding and let me say here and now: I know nothing of Nuclear Science. I barely passed regular Biology. Twice. But I have to say this, and Lourdes, please, if you have a blog or an EMAIL address!...please pass this message along:

...and by "Carry On," I'm thinking, let's help Japan FIX the FUCKED-UP-NESS, before we start going all Charlie Sheen in our own countries and governments.

A couple of nights ago on Piers Morgan (why. who. how. was it he got his own show?) had on some congressman or senator or something. All of Piers' questions were sensational, hysteria-fed, and while they were all worded differently, they were the same: what if this happens here?

This Democrat politico from somewhere with a southern accent basically replied every time: let's fix the problem in Japan, and then we can study it. Then we can talk about it.

Paraphrasing, of course.

The Pickering nuclear power station (above), one of five in Canada, is located 35 kilometers (22 miles) east of Toronto.

I'm not saying that there aren't folks around these parts getting a little fidgety in their drawers, but I feel I need to put things into perspective. The Pickering nuclear facility is about 22, 23 miles east of where I live. It's been there since the mid-80's. It hasn't been without its issues but this is what amazes me: Ever since this crisis emerged in Japan, I haven't ONCE thought about the Pickering plant. Or the Chalk River facility 180 km (110 mi) away from Toronto.

People. Calmer heads prevail. Let's fix whats all bust up and then we can go for our own check-ups. You don't think that the greatest minds in the global nuclear science community aren't all over this? They are, and they're thinking the same thing I just said: One problem at a time!



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