Tuesday, May 31, 2011

It's Time To Vote!

Doesn't it seem like May just flew right by? It certainly does for me.

The end of the month can mean only one thing -- it's time to vote for your favourite Wednesday HUMP! for the month.

Be sure to click on the names if you missed them the first go around.

Domiziano Arcangeli

Justin Gaines

Tony Ward

Ben Brown

Does This Make Me Look Gay?

Longtime friend of The Lisp, VGL| The Male Model Daily, sent us this hilarious .jpg as a perfect "Does This Make Me Look Gay?" moment.

I should really bring that back.

Monday, May 30, 2011

New Post: KA-B00M!

KA-B00M is going to be about those little shots of manly *guh* that hits you like a bomb.
(I'll credit whenever possible!)

Exhibit A:

*from The Slab*

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Your House Is My House

Poodle and I were at a friend's place tonight for BBQ, vino and cigars.

While sitting on the front porch, watching the lightening (because it was raining, of course!), a random car pulled in front of the house, with four college "dude" types and this was track was blasting from inside:

Sunday Sermon

Saturday, May 28, 2011

100 Things About Me(me)...Part 3 #51-75

Wow, it's been a long time since the last installment of the 100 Things About Me(me), but here we go...

FYI...I'm running out of subject matter, so feel free to ask questions or suggest topics for the final 25 factoids.

51. I'm not very superstitious, but I don't like the number 666. Whenever possible, I'll always round up or down to 665 or 667, no matter what the situation is...page number, dollar amount, etc.
52. I can't sleep with the closet door open.
53. I don't look into mirrors in a dark room. EVER.
54. I bring matches with me to my friend's houses when they invite me over. No need to freak them out after I've been in the loo.
55. I HATE being startled. Once, a co-worker hid behind a fixture and jumped out at me. I was so scared I just lashed out and punched him in the face. Those "look closely at this picture" memes that turn into screeching beasts from The Grudge will ruin a friendship for at least a week, maybe longer. Consider yourself warned.
56. Like most people, I hope that when my times comes, it's pain-free and peaceful. Of all the ways to go, I am most afraid to die by fire or water.
57. As a Sagittarius, I'm supposed to love all animals especially horses. I am actually leery of most animals (at first) and I don't ever plan to ride a horse. Those giant eyeballs make me nervous.
58. In reference to#55, hating to be startled---Look, I just hate to be scared, period. I don't watch horror movies. I don't go to haunted houses (carnival types). I hate noises in the woods. Blair Witch Project scared me to my core. I even thought that The Cell was scary! And that weird, twitchy cinematography just creeps me right out. Stop it!
59. Meanwhile, I'm not so sensitive about the gory stuff in horror films. It's gross, but it doesn't gross me out. DoyouknowwhatImean?
60. My final word on scary stuff is this: I totally subscribe to the idea that it's the white woman that's going to trip, call out, not run, etc. Damn-bitch-fool.
62. I have only three regrets in life. One: I came out of the closet waAAAAAAAyyyy later than was good for me.
63. Two: Even though I know what the outcome would have been, I wish I had had the courage to tell The Devil how I felt. Then I could say that I did, I tried, I said...

Let's talk about SEX, baby...

64. Three: I wish I hadn't been such a got-damn prude. Maybe it's selfish, but I wish I had had more sex before I found the love of my life.
65. Sometimes, sex makes me feel queasy.
66. When I was 16, I told my mom about my weekend in the city where I went to a gay bar. She got all upset and begged for me not to be gay. How's that workin' for ya?
67. When I was 17, my mother found a bunch of stiff and crunchy Kleenex stuffed under my mattress. When she asked me about it, I said that it was my allergies attacking me in the middle of the night and me shoving the tissue under the mattress in my sleepy haze. Mm-hmm.
68. The first boy I ever kissed was "straight." We were at "Atomic" in Ottawa and I said to him, "I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you." And so he kissed me. Soft.
69. My first boyfriend was 9 years older than me. He looked liked Andre Agassi.
70. That first boyfriend was VERY well-endowed. We tried but no go....that was some serious pain.
71. After breaking up with Boyfriend #1, I seemed to encounter some very exceptionally endowed suitors...Blessed, I guess.
72. My second long-term b/f was the first to properly "top" me. It was great. It felt amazing. I hyperventilated. We made the lamps shake in the living room below us. We got complaints.
73. Anytime he tried "topping" me after that was painful, frustrating and unsuccessful.
74. I've never had anonymous sex, unless you count the times I blew, rimmed, etc the strippers at my local Peeler-house back in the day.
75. I once made out -supermajorbigtime- with a friend's younger brother. Bad, uncomfortable secret.

Peace Out

(April 1, 1949 – May 27, 2011)

"You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised."

Friday, May 27, 2011

Peace Out

Jeff Conaway
(October 5, 1950 – May 27, 2011)

"Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card,
when you only care enough to send the very best!"

End(s) Of The Week

Be sure to click to enlargerize these FOYNE asses!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Wendy Ho-Prah Winfrey


Why Wendy Ho wasn't included in the star-studded special, I'll never know. Take some time to enjoy this Hallelujah moment.

In A Madonna Mood

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

HUMP! Man At Play

This week's HUMP! hottie is Ben Brown from the UK.

Ben is a model/go-go boy turned Men At Play porn star. When I first saw that he went all porn I was a little disappointed. I thought his modeling could have really taken off.

I've well gotten over it. When you see the last pic (NSFW), you'll understand.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Words Of The Week

"When life gives you lemons...drink someone else's lemonade!"

~Varla Jean Merman, Reach Out And Touch (Somebody's Man)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Words Of The Week

"Divine Wrath"

You know those moments when you just gotta blame someone? I wrote a little quatrain about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go:

Be He of vengeance or mercy, the boy could not tell
God was God, Heaven was Heaven, & Hell was blasted Hell
The angels watched in frozen shock, no use to their god at all
"You're a fuckin' dick!" the boy said, and kicked God in the balls.

Sunday Sermons: Special Rapture Edition

If you're reading this post, it is one minute into Sunday
and The Rapture didn't happen....



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