HUMP! Dear, Jon

Jon S. scores this week's HUMP! day spot, and I think it's pretty clear why he does.

This magnificent looking man is just...well, magnificent! I've had a giant crush on this Floridian model for quite some time.

I've amassed quite the collection of images of Jon and if I had a dollar for each one...suffice it to say that I'd be writing this post from my million dollar pied-a-terre on Paris' Left Bank.

Enjoy these sexy snaps of August's last HUMP!

Mean, Girls!

So, I don't get on Facebook a lot, but when I do, I like to catch up with my peeps and see who else has succumbed to the FB Virus.

Picture it...I'm sitting in my den, sipping on some lovely libations, I see someone that I'd love to "friend"....

I get this response:

Um...what?

I'm willing to wager that the majority of the FB nation felt that their teen years were like a John Hughes movie, but I'm sorry...someone is SO popular that you can't even ASK to be their friend?

Suck it, Facebook Bitches.

Todd Sanfield Is A Star, Man (NSFW)

Oh...my...g...

Check out this new Todd Sanfield series, shot by Joe Lally for HommeStar. I don't even know what HommeStar is, but I wanna thank them! It's Todd's most revealing and sexiest photo shoot yet!

Which One Is The Star?

The official roster for the 13th season (!?!) of Dancing With The Stars has been announced. Do/judge/dissect/lambaste as you will:

Ricki Lake
Ron Artest
Kristin Cavallari
Chynna Phillips
David Arquette
Carson Kressley
Nancy Grace
J.R. Martinez
Hope Solo
Rob Kardashian
Elisabetta Canalis
Chaz Bono

I'm starting to think that the producers purposely choose one fatty so that the tabloids and entertainment shows can report on the "amazing weight loss" of one of the "stars." Can you guess which one I'm thinking of?

Yup...Chaz Bono. Too bad all his mom's vintage Bob Mackie gowns will go to waste.

Irene

Bitch.

Sunday Sermons

On A Very Serious Note...

I'm hoping that all my readers who live along the East Coast stay safe, warm and dry this weekend.

Whether you have had to evacuate or not, please stay in touch with your friends, family and neighbours to make sure they are safe and prepared for Hurricane Irene.

This isn't a huge storm categorically, but she is still a monster, to say the very least.

Ask.
Believe.
Receive.

Needin' A Little More Help Here, Kids!

I've received some great questions and ideas to finish the 100 Things About Me(me), but I still need some more material!

I've got some severe Blogger Block that only you can help me overcome!

Keep those questions/topics/etc comin'! You can post in the comments or email me at thelispblog@gmail.com

Let's go!

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