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Do The Hustle!

Major Madonna News ~or~ It's Not A Rumour!

First off, let's talk about this Superbowl rumour...

IT'S NOT A RUMOUR! The Queen of All Things will be performing her new Martin Solveig produced single, Give Me All Your Love at the Superbowl which is scheduled for February 5, 2012.! Joining her will be M.I.A. (meh) and Nicki "Someone-please-tell-him-who-the-EFF-I-is" Minaj!

Then, she'll be doing 4 more songs from her amazing repertoire! I'm dying. I'm actually dying.

Now, let's talk about the confirmed details about the upcoming CD. No name as of yet, but most of the album is done (9 songs) and Martin Solveig, Benny Benassi and William "Ray Of Light" Orbit are the producers.

Mert and Marcus (who did the gorgeiferous Interview spread last year) will be shooting the album cover later this year, and have already shot the campaign for her -- get this! -- FRAGRANCE! That's right, Herself has finally jumped on the fragrance money truck and will unleash Truth or Dare on the world. Any guesses as to what it might smell like? Evian, Breath Spray and a tinge of regret? Did I say that?...

Finally, Madonna will grace the cover of the next Harper's Bazaar magazine, shot by Tom Munro!

Oh, and finally-finally, Madonna and Lola are looking for the next face of Material Girl...check out this hilarious video...when you watch it, remember to reserve all your judgements. It's SUPPOSED to be tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek. Sidebar: I LOVE the back and forth between mum and daughter. Too, too funny!

HUMP! Is There A Doctor In The House?

No? Well how about a scientist/model?

Oh, good!

Meet Ross, a 6' 3" Graduate Scientist from England. He's a sporty type, too! Rugby, of course!

At only 22, he's on the young-ish side for me, but I have a feeling that for some of you, this chiseled hottie will make your beakers bubble over!

HUMP! Results for August/September

Okay, I'm slowly getting caught up on all the unfinished business around here. Just to get you up to speed, I took a bit of a blogging break and all kinds of shit got backed up.

That includes the voting rounds for August and September HUMP! hotties. And since I only featured one guy in September, I lumped him in with August. And you guys voted...

Spanish telenovela heartthrob Aaron Diaz snatched the honour away from porn demi-god Alex Marte in what I can only WISH was a photo finish!

Felicidades, Aaron!

Now, here's a little extra peek at this spicy dish!

End(s) Of The Week!

The Latest Leaks I'm Listening To...

FYI, Kelly Clarkson's latest is pure pop perfection. Coldplay have finally won me over. Florence + the Machine have made an amazing follow-up to Lungs. Niki & The Dove have truly delivered .... and I want to Do Joe Jonas -- but that has nothing to do with his record.

How Do You Judge A Book?

Go Beyond The Cover



Amazing, innit?

now...

Go Beyond The Cover : Behind The Scenes



FYI, the music is "There Is Hope" by Zoo Brazil feat. Rasmus Kellerman

HUMP! Hey .... You!

On a chilly, windy, wet and rainy night like tonight, who doesn't want someonething warm and furry (and tattooed) to cuddle up with?

I don't have a single piece of information on this week's HUMP!, not even his name...but you know what...sometimes that's okay, too.

Although, I can tell you that the photographer's name is Hay Torres...so there's that.