Saturday, March 10, 2012

Razorface

Cameltoe, much?
My love/hate/love of Houston, Texas model Trevor Adams is special.

It's obvious his body is quite the accomplishment.  His tushie and his microphone are forces to be reckoned with.  He also has quite the sense of humour, so I'm hoping if he ever reads this he won't be too peeved...

I've never really been fond of his facial features.  They're just SO very defined.  He has what I refer to as "razor face" --- where some of the features look like they were carved out of a bar of soap with a razor blade.  Respectfully.

Anyway, this latest editorial called Master Blaster by Justin Monroe featuring Razorf--I mean, Trevor is typical Monroe: over the top fantasy v. reality.  There's one shot of Trevor that I find quite funny.

While we're supposed to see this:


I see this:


...and yes, that's Boy George in the late 70's/early 80's, a short time before he formed Culture Club.

3 comments:

  1. Is microphone an euphemism? If it is, then should you use speaker for tushie?

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  2. I totally agree with you.
    Hot bod, but there's something about that tweezed and pinched face......

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you better make this good.

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