Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Oh, It's So Quaint, But You Should See The Hate They Serve!

By now, you've all heard about Carole and Bill Moore's dreadful, hate-filled little inn, the Whitebriar Bed & Breakfast in Edgewater Park, New Jersey.  If not, allow me to Reader's Digest the story for you:

A local mom, Joianne Fraschilla who also happens to be a lesbian, drove by the Whitebriar and spotted this sign outside:

Naturally, she was deeply affected and wrote this simple message on the Whitebriar B&B Facebook page:

"This is somewhere my son loves to pass by and we have been excited to visit. Not anymore. I'm sad to see a local business anti LGBT marriage."

Carole Moore, who clearly doesn't get the whole point of social networking, felt it necessary to respond to Joianne and wrote the following:

Isn't it wonderful Joanne Fraschilla, that you and your son can enjoy the animals here because I have a traditional marriage with a husband who works with me 90 hours a week to take care of these animals, and the summer camp....we're 66-68 years old....there were no gays or queers in our time.....if two old ladies chose to live together..so be it, let them deal with God when they get there...but to have the "face sucking" thrown in my face of two gay lesbians who are totally destroying the "normal balance in a child's life" as you claim your son...where is the role model that your son needs to know how to act like a man? or will he only see the "one sided selfishness" of a "single parent"...and end up an out cast in society by being "gay" himself because he didn't have a father as a role model. I'll pray for you....remember what the bible says: "Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas".....guess that's why God invented aids....


I just love "Christian" hate, don't you?  Well, the whole world has blown up on the Whitebriar, including yours truly. I signed the petition for a formal apology, I wrote to the Moore's via their website, AND I wrote on their Facebook page.

Here's what I wrote directly to them (NOTE: I started the letter off generically and with a white lie so as to catch them off guard):

"Oh, hello Carole and Bill...
My good friend who lives in Brooklyn NY directed me to your site to ask for my thoughts on having her wedding party stay at your B&B this Autumn.  When I Googled your inn, I came across quite a bit of controversy, of which you don't need me to remind you of.
My friend is a woman; she is marrying a man.  I am a man; I am married to a man.
How sad that someone so young (yes, I think 66 is young) can be so misinformed. That's your right, I suppose, to be ignorant of the world around you and the amazing people in it. That forgiveness is shattered when you suggest that our beautiful, all-loving, and merciful God CREATED AIDS to punish people. You are aware that gay people are not the only ones who are at risk of becoming infected, aren't you? Of course you're not.  Just so you know, the highest at risk group are HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN -- just like you.
Furthermore, your little biblical "lie down with dogs" reference? It's incorrect. It doesn't say that ANYWHERE in the bible. Your minister may have said it, but that's about as close to the truth as your reference can get.  In fact, it's origins date back to the late 1500's/early 1600's, a few years (I'm guessing) AFTER the Bible was allegedly written. So, I guess anything you have to say is actually irrelevant and hardly worthwhile!
By the way, I won't be recommending your hateful little backwoods inn to my friend. 
You can thank God for finding a way to take money out of your pockets and resulting in needing to work 120 hour work weeks to make up for it.
May MY Lord have mercy on your souls."

Feel free to keep The Lisp posted on any action you take!  I'd love to hear from you!

Friday, July 27, 2012

Blow Me, Baby

P!nk's newest video and single for Blow Me (One Last Kiss).

She looks super sexy and totally working the MILF factor!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Saturday, July 21, 2012

UPDATED! What's A KeeKee?

Um...that's Kiki.

Well the Sisters of the Scissors have really polarized the community.  You either love Let's Have A Kiki, or you don't.

I am, for one, in love with the track and officially declare it my summer jam.  In fact, I might be so bold to say that I know all I need to know about someone based on their love/hate of this super-pink track.

Two months ago, my mixtape featured the addictive track and I've enjoyed watching the download numbers rise over the last few weeks.

In celebration of what could be one of the gayest tracks of all time, I'm providing a bunch of (unofficial) remixes that I hope you'll enjoy.  Full disclosure:  I'm stuck on the original.  Feel free to decide for yourself.

  1. Album Version
  2. DJ Dan Murphy Extended Remix
  3. Toy Armada and DJ Santos Cunty Mix
  4. DJ Nita Remix
  5. Tannuri and DJ Aron Remix

Your d/l information is in the comments!

What's up? It's Pickles. Leave a message.
Hey, I'm calling you back.
Oooh, she's been a bitch tonight.
And by bitch I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
And the lashes, and take the train, to the club
And you know the MTA should stand for:
Mother-fuckers Touching My Ass
So then I get to the club
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny Five-O
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
You knew before me, I don't even know what's the tea
So I hope you're up girl
Because we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need
Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, motherfucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work and turn
And h-h-honey
A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
Oh, what a wonderful kiki
This kiki is marvelous
(Work it girl, very liberty, eww, you know girl
We were sitting back here just having a kiki)
(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non) [x4]

UPDATE:  The SS's label is so excited about a non-single getting so much attention, they've released an OFFICIAL remix EP!  It features:
  1. 2 Bears Club Mix
  2. Almighty Club Mix
  3. Almighty Radio Edit
  4. Danny Verde Club Mix
And you'll find a new d/l link in the comments -- just scroll down!

Thursday, July 19, 2012

HUMP! Baby, You Can Drive My Alencar!

Felipe Alencar is another one of those Brazilian beauties that has some serious HUMP!iness, a perfectly chiseled face and super-taut muscles that won't quit!

Enjoy, and be sure to share your fantasies!  LOL!


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